Monday, November 18, 2013

Return of Behind the Scenes at Murderboarding

We're coming up on the holiday season, which means assorted show hiatuses. We're also coming up on the end of s2 of Person of Interest, which means we should probably use our words and tell you upcoming plans in that regard!

These next two weeks are going to be a bit odd. Haven airs Friday 11/22, but Grimm's taking a week off to air on Black Friday. No, we don't know why either. Yes, we find it a bit odd. A is going to be in LA for Thanksgiving (not smacking network execs with dead fish or trying to shake down writers for answers, family vacation), which means the next ep of Grimm will be aaaall Kitty. Just in time for another childhood legend of hers! (K: Yaaaaay.) And after that we're back to the usual doubleheader for the last two weeks of Haven, as far as we know.

Haven: season 2 has not yet been done. We intend for that to start going out in May or June of 2014, after network shows finish airing for the season.
Grimm: we still haven't decided if or when we're going to go back through the rest of season 1 and fill out all the non-Renard bits. Mainly because we don't yet have a TARDIS to write in. It seems probable that this is a thing we'll do sometime, but we can't make you any promises as yet. What we can promise is that sometime during late winter/early spring we intend to take a fangirls' working vacation to Portland. Because we're nerds, because the last vacation A took involved six to ten hours of music every day and then a week of recovery, and because Kitty hasn't had a vacation in approximately ever. We don't promise anything other than Twitter silliness from this, but we definitely promise a lot of Twitter silliness.
Person of Interest: we're scheduled to post the s2 finale on New Year's Day. Yeah, I know, what's the holidays, again? But we're working ahead as much as we can, with the intent being to free up some time during December and January, maybe. What we'd really love is if the networks released more than a couple weeks of scheduling at a time, but right now it seems likely that we'll pick up s3 during the midseason hiatus and start working through that backlog. No promises on when we'll be caught up to doing this show in realtime, but we'll tentatively guess by the middle of the back half of the season, depending on hiatuses, sweeps, etc.

All of this is with an eye toward making room for doing extras again, because we love doing essays and profiles for you guys and we miss it rather a lot. We have a list. It's 20+ potential topics long, spanning all three shows and sometimes involving two of them in a compare-contrast sort of way. I don't think we're going to run out of material anytime soon. So it's safe to say that at least part of our work over the holidays will be doing some of the essays and profiles and ensuring that the show pages are up to date! Just call us gluttons for punishment, it's as accurate as anything else.

And now the show you've all been waiting for... the quoteboard. This, folks, is why we don't livetweet.
Pretty much every time Christian Lagadec shows up on screen.
A/K: AUGH!
A/K: HI CHIRPY!
A/K: AUGH!

Grimm
K:  OH MY GOD YOU IDIOT WOMAN.
K: DO YOU KNOW WHO OR WHAT YOU'RE TALKING TO?
A:  WHICH ONE.
K:  BOTH OF THEM.
K: MOSTLY THE ONE WHO JUST SAID PEOPLE LIKE YOU AREN'T TO BE TRUSTED.
A:  This appears to be underestimation city.


Haven
K: He's totally not afraid of that gun.
K: AUGH.
K: COLIN FERGUSON WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE TEETH.
K: PUT THOSE TEETH AWAY.
K: THE FUCK WAS THAT.
A: Even a little. Wow. STOP BEING CREEPY HE BORROWED THEM FROM DONAT AUGH.
A: HE'S NOT CHARMING ANYMORE.
K:  WHAT THE FUCK.
A: MAKE HIM STOP


Grimm
K: COAT DOOR?
K: COAT DOOR?
A: ...REALLY MONROE?


Haven
K: AUGH VINCE DAVE WHAT THE OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE PREPPIEST
K: I can't... Pause. I can't watch any more of that. I can't.
K: NATHAN WHY ARE YOU A DOCTOR.
K: NATHAN WHY ARE YOU A HANSEN.
K: THE FUCK IS ALL THIS. THE FUCK IS ALL OF YOU.
K: Who did oh god it's Milikin and the Zuckgirls.
A: OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE FUCK.
K: My head hurts


Grimm

A: GodDAMN.

K: Nick, you have been SCHOOLED.
A: SO HARD.
K: YUP.

A: STAY DOWN MONROE
A: YOU'RE DEAD
K: Monroe, that is .... really cheesy.
A: THIS IS NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK.


Haven

K: ..............
K: NO. 
K: NO CHIEF SIMON CROCKER.
K: BAD.

More Haven
A:
A: NO.
A: THAT IS NOT OKAY.
A: PUNCH HIM.
K: FUCK OFF WILLIAM.
A: PUNCH.
A: HIM.
K: FUCK RIGHT BACK OFF TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
A: ALL THE PUNCHING.

Still Haven
A: NOT OKAY.
K: NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS OKAY.
K: IS HE GOING TO ACTIVATE THEIR TROUBLE?
A: DO WE GET TO KNOW WHAT THEIR TROUBLE IS.
A: DUKE HAS MANNERS.
A: FOR THE LADY.
A: THAT'S SO CUTE.
K: THIS IS AWESOME AND AWFUL ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Pretty much just William at this point. Also, Haven
K: Both of them. Oh my god.
K: .... it's William.
K: WILLIAM.
A: I AM GOING TO STAB YOU.
K: IN THE EYEBALLS.

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