Bride of Behind The Scenes at Murderboarding

As Kitty mentioned in her Haven recaplysis this week, we're Humperdinck levels of busy in the upcoming week. Which does not mean we won't be working on some posts for you guys, just that they're the kind of posts that require heavy lifting! Therefore, Murderboarding will be on hiatus from Monday, November 19 to Sunday, November 25. For those of you in the US, have a good Thanksgiving and we'll see you later. We'll see our international readers later too, but you'll have to come up with your own excuses for feast days. I have faith in you!

Just a reminder for the new folks: we try and keep the show pages in the top menubar updated as often as we get new data. Or as soon as we can parse out what the hell the new data means, yes, I'm still bitter about the Royals and Renard's little cell of conspirators this past episode.

Edit 11/20: We've got a recent influx of people from Facebook, and I thought I'd stop and let you guys know that Kitty and I do not, in fact, have Facebook. (And if we did we wouldn't want to attach it to this.) That said, you can follow us on Twitter under @mightybattlecat and @adsartha or add us to your RSS feeds if you want to know the second we post new content! We try, when not on hiatus, to post 3-5 times during the week in addition to the weekend post(s).

Even though Grimm's on hiatus, we'll still be churning out a sackful of posts between now and its return. Look for updates to the murdermap and our own personal murderboard, along with the Arthurian angle revisited (love potions and you, or how to make everything explode at once and not in the fun way), that stupid blood magic post that we were hoping to have a resolution to the potion on before posting, family ties (possibly followed by a study of Renard's ties, depending on how punchy we're feeling), and the women of Grimm. Plus the assorted homes we have yet to analyze in excruciating detail. Haven, of course, continues as scheduled and I'll see you all back here for the analysis of Burned first thing in December. We have a few other things up our sleeve for Haven, but we'll have to wait and see how long all this heavy lifting takes.

Without further ado, I give you more of us saying 'fuck' a lot, since I know that's what you're all here for.
Grimm: General
Kitty:  ........ When did Captain Renard's wife become a search term.
A: ...WHAT.
Kitty: LOOK AT OUR STATS
A: THAT'S NEW. Since yesterday.
Kitty: THAT'S UNNERVING
A: ...actually in the last few hours.  Whenever the "day" on the stats turns over.
Kitty: EVEN MORE UNNERVING.
A: INDEED.

A: If Renard turns out to have ties to the Verrat I am CALLING THIS INTENTIONAL.
Kitty: .... there's so much that's ironic there but MAYBE. YES.
Kitty: AND BATHE IN THE IRONY.
A: BUT IT TASTES LIKE COPPER.
Kitty: THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
A: LIES. STOP LYING TO ME ABOUT YOUR BLOOD MAGIC, WOMAN.
Kitty: Ahem. Right, Woman in Black.

Grimm: La Llorona
A: .........
Kitty: AUGH.
A: HI JAG.
Kitty: THE FUCK.
A: HOW YOU DOIN.
Kitty: WHY AM I BLUE.
Kitty: ......
A: ARE YOU SECRETLY A NAVI?
Kitty: APPARENTLY.

A: WHO was he talking about?
Kitty: WHO did he say and WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
A: I DON'T KNOW.
Kitty: Renard.
A: ...Lauffeuer dude?
Kitty: Why do you have Either that or his canary.
A: He totally IS working for them, isn't hne.
Kitty: Renard why do you have a precinct butler.
A: True, we haven't seen him in a few. BECAUSE HILARIOUS THAT'S WHY.

A: ME TOO.
A: I can't believe NO ONE ELSE FIGURED THIS OUT.
A: Even WITHOUT the fucking diaries.
Kitty: CLEARLY THEY ARE DUMB.
A: That's the natural serial killer point.
Kitty: Uh-huh.
Kitty: Epicenter.
A: GEOGRAPHICAL PROFILE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT.

Kitty: At least Renard clearly can still function as a cop for the most part.
Kitty: And think clearly. Because he clearly would like to throttle the Na'vi Balam.
A: Uh-huh.
Kitty: I still want to know if he saw her eyes go all funky.
Kitty: He was facing in the right direction. He might not have been looking up though. ARGH;SDJFHG;SJKFH.
Kitty: *sulks *
A: *wry grin *
Kitty: INsufficient data. Out of cheese error.

Grimm: The Hour of Death
A: Okies. *goes to look *
A: Oh hey, Intern Chekhov apparently went off.
A: In the... third ep.
A: I hate you all.

A: Hi Chekhov.
Kitty: Uh-huh.
Kitty: ...... Renard.
A: He totally can see woge, can't he.
Kitty: What did you just see. I bet he can.
A: Hank I love you.
Kitty: Haaaank. NICK.
Kitty: NICK STOP BEING A FUCKING MORON.

Kitty: Hi Intern Chekhov.
Kitty: Renard, you totally know.
Kitty: You lying liar.
A: *throttles him with his tie * He does.
Kitty: ... vigiLAHNte?
A: I mean Chekhov but I'll throttle Renard too.
Kitty: Did you just say vigi-lahn-te?

A: End times.
Kitty: ........
A: ...pogroms.
A: WHAT.
Kitty: *eyes Sasha *
Kitty: ... FOURTH CRUSADE.
A: FOURTH CRUSADE.
Kitty: FOURTH.
Kitty: FUCKING.
A: FOURTH
Kitty: CRUSADE.
A: FUCK YOU ALL
Kitty: FOURTH CRUSADE.
A: My god. Our timeline.
A: I weep.

Kitty: Or that.
Kitty: YOU ARE AN IDIOT IN A CAPE AND A MASK.
Kitty: ....... WHAT THE FUCK.
A: ....what.
Kitty: WHAT THE FUCK.
A: WHAT THE FUCK
Kitty: WHAT THE VAMPIRE POMERANIAN FUCK.
A: WHAT IS THAT THING
Kitty: I DON'T KNOW.
A: NICK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THE TRAILER


Haven: Real Estate
Kitty: You have no power over me!
A: *wry grin *
Kitty: I have turned the world upside-down, and I have done it all for you!
A: As long as the codpiece doesn't show up.
Kitty: I don't think the house is THAT pissed off.

Haven: Magic Hour 1
A: ..........
What if the Kid's immune to the barn.
Kitty: .......... *TWITCH *
A: What if the sporadic nature of the kills means he's living there.
A: And can only come out when it's present in Haven.
A: He's her son.
A: It follows logically.
A: We don't have a location on the Frankenaudrey but a barn is certainly an option.
Kitty: *scrubs face * Ye-es.
A: I hate everyone.
Kitty: Stick it in the files, we'll see if we're right.
A: And I need to update the fucking CK profile YET AGAIN.
Kitty: This does not, however, explain why the fuck the Teagues are in on everything.
A: No, no it does not.

Kitty: I love you Duke.
A: Best Duke is best.
Kitty: .... that guy is ... I LOVE YOU DUKE.
Point. Thumbs up!
A: LIIIIIAR.
Kitty: Also, he's a liar.
Kitty: ...........
A: So the fucking Underground Railroad.
Kitty: Uh-huh.
Kitty: Jaaaaar.
A: Runs through FUCKING BOULDER COLORADO.
Kitty: Yes.
Kitty: ... Heh.
A: I hate everyone.
Kitty: It's like The Stand in reverse.
Kitty: Stu Redman started out in a hospital in bangor.

Kitty: REALLY?
Kitty: DID YOU SEE NATHAN'S BODY?
Kitty: HOW HE WAS POSED?
A: WHO'S A GOOD CHRIST FIGURE THEN.

Haven: Magic Hour Part 2
Kitty: *eyes Kate Kelton and Paget Brewster *
A: I would NOT keep them in binders.
Kitty: Aaaand Jesus!
A: Hi Jesus!
Kitty: Hi Jesus Wuornos!

A: *TWITCH *
Duke do NOT turn your back on h... thank you Duke.
Kitty: ... *frowns *
That was a weird reaction from Tommy.
A: BEST DUKE IS BEST.
Kitty: But THANK YOU DUKE YES.
A: NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Kitty: I LOVE YOU DUKE.
Kitty: I LOVE YOU.
Kitty: MARRY ME.
A: I LOVE YOU TOO JORDAN.
Kitty: I LOVE YOU BOTH.
Kitty: *wry * Though. That also indicates chameleon.
A: THAT WAS AWESOME. Yes.