Saturday, April 20, 2013

Revenge of Behind the Scenes at Murderboarding

In the wake of one truly terrible and fucked-up week, we bring you clarity and statements of intent! Or, you know, something approximating a schedule. Grimm was preempted from airing on NBC last night, as you all know by now. In the (unlikely) event that it turns up on Hulu or iTunes, we'll have a recaplysis out prior to next weekend; otherwise it will be posted next Saturday after the ep as per usual.

Yes, we're aware of the move to Tuesdays. Here's the thing: we do this for fun, and this particular form of fun takes up an entire weekend day every single time. We sit down first thing every Saturday morning, we take turns that range in length from an hour to two hours of typing time, and we analyze the shit out of the week's episode in between doing the housework we didn't get to all week because we are busy and overcommitted people. Obviously, we can't do that on a weekday. Our goal at this point with the last four eps of this season will be to have it out by Friday; whether that's Friday morning or evening is anybody's guess. Given the lack of notice on renewal, we have no idea what to say about season three of Grimm except that we will be very, very surprised if they don't renew, given its performance relative to all of NBC's other scripted dramas. When we know if this Tuesday move is permanent, or if they're going to move it to some other day of the week yet again, we'll be able to answer what our plans for Grimmblogging next fall are.

As a result of all this schedule fuckery, we're shoving the Haven s1 and 2 episodes off until June; we had initially planned to start them as soon as Grimm finished but we'll need the extra week or ten days of lead time. Especially because there is so damn much packed into the Haven episodes. Person of Interest will continue as normal.

Behind the jump, some more of us saying fuck a lot.




A: Maybe I'll stop bogarting the good crack when I wake up.
Kitty: Please. *amused * Though only after I'm done with my extremely rational essay.
A: Because everything in Haven is so terribly rational?
Kitty: YES, DAMMIT.
Kitty: Oh, here we go.
Kitty: OH FUCK CHARLEMAGNE.
Kitty: THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
A: OH FUCK
Kitty: ....
A: Context.
Kitty: Charlemagne was either a Wesen or a royal.
A: *flaps hands * Copypasta?
Kitty: Blah blah stuff quoted from Natural Born Wesen.... "You know who came out of Schwaben? Charlemagne. Also the Hapsburgs. All those of you who know any bit of European history can join us in planting our faces into the nearest hard surfaces. Currently Schwaben is a part of Bavaria, in case it becomes relevant later. Aren't you glad we're history majors?"

A: OH RIGHT.

A: FUCK.
A: FUCKING FUCK.
A: FUCKING CHARLEMAGNE.
Kitty: FUCKING RIGHT.
A: Only please not because necrophilia is a no, but FUCKING HELL. FUCKING GRIMM SITE.
A: WHY WAS THIS A TINY ASIDE IN A SHITTY EPISODE.
A: I HATE YOU GUYS.


A: ...BHEADR?
A: BHEADR?
Kitty: YES.
A: KELLY YOU FAIL AT LIFE FOREVER.
Kitty: AND YET SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Kitty: ... Fr....
Kitty: French.
Kitty: Foreign fucking Legion.
A: I LOVE YOU RENARD.
Kitty: ..... YOU ARE THE BEST.
Kitty: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Kitty: HISTORY. FUCKING HISTORY.



Kitty: ... MURDERFACE?
A: ...what.
A: It's his I keel you face.


Kitty: I NEED THIS ON A T-SHIRT. "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
Kitty:  THAT IS THE MOTTO OF MURDERBOARDING.
A: ME TOO.
A: YES.
A: YES IT IS.


Kitty: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.
A: OF COURSE HE KNEW.
Kitty: HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EAVESDROP, HE'S FUCKING HALF-HEXEN, HIMSELF.
A: ...FUCK.
A: FUCKING FUCK.
Kitty: YES.
Kitty: FUCKING YES.
Kitty: *types. has a revelation. types more*
Kitty: ... FUCK.
Kitty: FUCKING FUCKERY FUCK.
A: FUCK.
Kitty: BUGGERY FUCK.

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